Without discussing it with his mother, Anton went up to his teacher, Miss Katballe, and informed her that after seven years he was now quitting school. It was the best day of her life, she replied. With unexpected politeness he bowed, thanked her, and said, likewise.

Carsten Jensen

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Daryl shrugged. "If wishes were wardrobes, we'd be in Narnia.

Bryan Davis

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With a hand full of beer and a heart full of cheer, I’m as Irish as I can get, but add good times and some quick funny lines… and gold I make leprechauns sh!t. Sláinte! - Jess

Jon Bendera

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This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle…It’s completely elegant, bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it ‘The Ex-Wife.

Justin Hammer

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No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.

Lilian Jackson Braun

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Life is a Game; More You Play, More you learns

Harishankar Kaushik

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No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do.

Harishankar Kaushik

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You can challenge the society; But can't the time

Harishankar Kaushik

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when you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one

Harishankar Kaushik

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La gente grande no se acuerda ya de lo mucho que cuesta estudiar.
Creen que uno no tiene nada en la cabeza...
Y hay que ver lo difícil que es poner atención y no pensar en otra cosa.
Porque hay tanto en qué pensar.

Marcela Paz

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