Throughout my training we always had a mantra; They come first. If I had really and truly screwed up my future, I'd have a new mantra; A comes first. Then B, C, D...
Richelle MeadTags: humor funny rose-hathaway
I then swept the crumbs into my palm and opened one of the empty drawers and poured them in. I was working on the theory that if I collected enough crumbs, eventually I could make my own Twix. It's good to have a purpose in life.
Colin BatemanTags: humor purpose-in-life twix
When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead! True Story...
Matt KuhnTags: humor
I hate you. I hate you so much I hope you get a severe allergic reaction to chocolate and sex.
Eden ButlerI'm almost thirty and my day job is folding shirts at the Gap. Have you seen my room? I'm not messy. I'm rebelling against folding.
Tiffanie DeBartoloTags: humor
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
Robert A. HeinleinTags: humor cats funny kittens
You wear your armor even to dinner, Lady Wilhelmina?"
“Of course I wear armor. I am sitting with a pirate, a mercenary, an adventurer, and a bounder. If a shot is not fired tonight, I daresay that your reputations are nothing but lies.
Tags: humor weapons armor rhys-trahaearn yasmeen the-iron-duke mina-wentworth dinner-party archimedes-fox irons-seas scarsdale
Maybe I should follow someone considering my next book is titled stalked.
Juanita RayTags: humor
Prayer works (unless God has a different plan for you, that is different than what you want). Pray now. It works best if God is undecided.
Juanita RayTags: humor humor-inspirational religious-faith religious-quote
Papa wants you to marry some decrepit old wigsby?” She gave him a charmingly rueful smile, all tousled golden curls like some angel who had rolled off a cloud in her sleep, he thought, and had fallen to earth with a thud. “Something like that,” she said in vague amusement. “I see. Well, surely we can find a solution.” He snapped his fingers and gave her a grin. “Shall I ruin you? That should solve your problem. The old wigsby won’t want you if you’re used goods, and I assure you, I’d be happy to oblige.
Gaelen FoleyTags: humor romance billy-blade
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