Although I like a good scary movie, I’ve never actually believed anything paranormal or supernatural could be real...until today. Magic genies, witch spells, and magic troll dolls with funky bright hair are other ideas that have crossed my mind. It also occurs to me that I may be going crazy, and will have to be committed before I finish high school.
Jen NaumannTags: humor paranormal-ya
The use of charm as a tool made her hackles rise. She respected a more direct approach. A battering ram approach. At least one knew where one stood with the battering ram, none of this butter-wouldn't-melt nonsense that could mean yes, no, or maybe.
Lauren WilligTags: humor charm directness
Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.
Marcel MarceauNobody ever called me any OH MY GOD you mean that guy that one that set himself on FIRE!"
"As I said, fanatics."
"But he set himself on fire!"
"Centuries of useless, obsessive waiting. Makes a human-"
"HE SET HIMSELF ON FIRE!
"Maybe he was cold.
So, what's first?"
"Dexterity. I throw things at you. You avoid them."
"You're not a complicated person, are you? Let's do it."
20 seconds later
"You hib me wib a girder!"
"How many claws am I holding up?"
"You hib my face wib a whole girder!"
"You were meant to duck."
"Can we skip degsteriby?
You might not believe this, but there is no one like her at this school."
"Oh I believe it," I said, thinking back to the time Angeline had forgotten her locker's combination and tried to get into it with an axe.
No one was really sure where she'd gotten it from.
Tags: humor funny richelle-mead sydney-sage lockers trey-juarez bloodlines-series the-fiery-heart angeline-dawes amberwood-prepatory dhampirs schol
Cannibals need love too.
Kresley ColeTags: humor
But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea.
Jane AustenMcCoy: Representing the High Tier...Leonard James Akaar.
Spock: The child was named Leonard James Akaar? Kirk nods.
McCoy: Has a kind of a ring to it don't you think, James?
Kirk: Yes, I think it is a name that will go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think, Spock?
Spock: I think you both will be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month...sir.
Tags: humor season-2 star-trek friday-s-child
Do you expect to learn anything at Shiz?” he asked. “I have already learned not to speak to strangers.” “Then I will introduce myself and we will be strangers no longer. I am Dillamond.” “I am disinclined to know you.
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