Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.

Rumiko Takahashi

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Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

Jane Austen

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If anyone ever saw me dance, they'd have trouble taking me seriously.

Christina Ricci

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I cringe when critics say I'm a master of the popular novel. What's an unpopular novel?

Irwin Shaw

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Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.

Iris Murdoch

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Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

Jules Renard

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I don’t ask writers about their work habits. I really don’t care. Joyce Carol Oates says somewhere that when writers ask each other what time they start working and when they finish and how much time they take for lunch, they’re actually trying to find out, "Is he as crazy as I am?" I don’t need that question answered.

Philip Roth

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Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego.

Norman Mailer

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Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.

Eugène Ionesco

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A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, "If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans." This is why during praying, I occasionally slip in my business plans. If there were an internet of somekind in heaven, my story would've been forwarded to everyone even before lunch break.

Isman H. Suryaman

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