Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness. Freshness or weariness. Happiness or sadness. And we can be certain that we've picked the right one without having to sleep with it first.

Isman H. Suryaman

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You know what truth is? [...] It's some crazy thing my neighbor believes. If I want to make friends with him, I ask him what he believes. He tells me, and I say, "Yeah, yeah - ain't it the truth?

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Charles Bukowski

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Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.

J.K. Rowling

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He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.

Terry Pratchett

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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?

Terry Pratchett

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Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!

J.K. Rowling

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All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

Seán O'Casey

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Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.

David Shrigley

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Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Terry Pratchett

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