Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness. Freshness or weariness. Happiness or sadness. And we can be certain that we've picked the right one without having to sleep with it first.
Isman H. SuryamanYou know what truth is? [...] It's some crazy thing my neighbor believes. If I want to make friends with him, I ask him what he believes. He tells me, and I say, "Yeah, yeah - ain't it the truth?
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Charles BukowskiTags: humor
Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.
Tags: humor
He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.
Terry PratchettTags: humor
It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?
Terry PratchettTags: humor humour teaching discworld
Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!
J.K. RowlingTags: humor interview platonic radio nudge wink
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Seán O'CaseyTags: humor life world humanity fate theater drama destiny humankind stage
Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.
David ShrigleyTags: humor regret apology shrigley vandalism
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Terry PratchettTags: humor
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