Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George BurnsI love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Douglas AdamsTags: humor writing work humour deadlines
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. JeromeThere's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar LevantReality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Robin WilliamsTags: humor reality addiction drugs
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George CarlinTags: humor inspirational benediction evil goodwill wishes
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.
Graham ChapmanTags: humor monty-python
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
H.L. MenckenIf she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.
Beverly ClearyTags: humor librarians spelling
Humor is reason gone mad.
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