A Prince asked the dying spanish statesman, "Does your Excellency forgive all your enemies?" "I do not have to forgive all my enemies," answered the stateman, "I have had them all shot.
Robert GreeneTags: humorous-quotations
We lost Klimmt, Schiele and Moll
George PrattTags: art-history humorous-quotations
Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.
Darynda JonesTags: humorous-quotations
I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.
Catherine RobertsonTags: humorous-quotations
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTags: poetry funny comedy lol humorous-quotations inspirational-quotations motivational-quotations philosophical-quotations
Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTags: funny comedy lol humorous-quotations inspirational-quotations motivational-quotations
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
Amunhotep Chavis El BeyTags: humor funny comedy fun lol humorous-quotations funny-quotations
This sucks the hind teat.
Patricia GrassoTags: humorous-quotations
Never make an important decision with your pants down.
Katie ThayneTags: humor wisdom humorous-quotations
Yea though I walk through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest M-F in the valley.
Cherise SinclairTags: humorous-quotations
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