Do you believe your gentle birth will turn a bullet?"
"Why, yes," Rhett said solemnly. "Hell yes! Gentle birth's got to be good for something!
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...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this:
"He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.
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Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-John.
William ShakespeareTags: humorous-quotations
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Python MontyTags: humorous-quotations
I get no sense from his note at all,” said Will, bounding to his feet, “except that he can quote Tennyson’s lesser poetry. Sophie, how quickly can
you have Tessa ready?”
“Half an hour,” said Sophie, not looking up from the dress.
“Meet me in the courtyard in half an hour, then,” said Will. “I’ll wake Cyril. And be prepared to swoon at my finery.
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Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.
Jim MoormanTags: humor humorous-quotations humorous-quotes
If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.
Stephani HechtTags: humorous-quotations palin scary-crazy
Carrot started to clap.
It wasn't the clap used by middlings to encourage underlings to applaud overlings. It had genuine enthusiasm behind it which was, somehow, worse.
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Oh, drat the men! No matter what they do, it's the wrong thing. And no matter who they are, it's somebody they shouldn't be. They do exasperate me.
L.M. MontgomeryTags: humorous-quotations
His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained underwear at a slumber party that goes unclaimed.
Jen NaumannTags: humor ya zombies humorous-quotations young-adult-fiction
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