My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.

Ben Aaronovitch

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if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)

Darynda Jones

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I'll be fine. Maybe I should make up a magic milk bath with the Golden Fruit, huh?" I laughed.

Kishan considered and grinned. "A giant bowlful of milk with you in the middle might be a little too much for us cats to resist.

Colleen Houck

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Did you ever notice how the words Attention and Alienation look the same when you are staring at them from a distance?

Alisia Compton

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Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now.

Ali McNamara

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Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.

Kresley Cole

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I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.

Ron Moore

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I'm writing a new book called 'Ventroliquism for Dummies'.

Ron Moore

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Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.

Lauren Willig

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Much of writing might be described as mental pregnancy with successive difficult deliveries. J.B. PRIESTLEY

Janice Lane Palko

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