Froi heard Zabat's voice echo over and over again throughout the gorge. Wonderful. The gods had found a way of multiplying the idiot's voice.
Melina MarchettaTags: humorous-quotations
If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’.
J.K. RowlingTags: spiders humorous-quotations hagrid
Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?
Elizabeth Jane HowardTags: exercise humorous-quotations
Runāsim labāk par mūsu dārgo skolu, atcerēsimies saldos, mīļos, labi nobarotos cāļus!
Eriks ĀdamsonsTags: humorous-quotations
Eventually my dad got home from work and set his briefcase down.
'So. How was practice?' he asked
'It was good. Why? Did you hear it wasn't?' I said, trying to keep my cool.
'Son, no offense, but you play Little League. It's not the Yankees. I don't get daily reports about who's hitting the shit out of the ball
Tags: humorous-quotations keeping-your-cool
My instructor was a skinny guy in his midtwenties who had a shaved head that was always peeling from sunburns and who could only have smelled more like marijuana if he'd been made of it. The training vehicle was a mid- '80s tan Nissan that had working breaks on the passenger side; He often got his jollies slamming them on for no reason and then between wheezing laughs saying 'You were all like 'I'm in control of the car' and then I hit the brakes and shit and you were all like 'whaaaat?
Justin HalpernTags: humorous-quotations learning-to-drive
Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice.
Rick RiordanTags: humorous-quotations
Humans are animals, but aren’t we supposed to be civilized animals?
Justine MonikueTags: humorous-quotations
A fool will study for twenty or thirty years and learn how to do something, but a wise man will study for twenty or thirty minutes and become an expert. In this world, it isn't ability that counts, but authority.
Barry HughartTags: humorous-quotations
I've never been a big fan of exercise. I just can't think of any other way to feel good." Kinsey Milhone
Sue GraftonTags: humorous-quotations
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