She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?"
Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?"
For once Auto Correct got it right.
Tags: humor humorous-quotes writers-quotes
I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.
Christy HallTags: humor life humorous-quotes writers-quotes
You know you're officially an adult when you finally understand WHY Miss Hannigan was drinking bath water.
Christy HallTags: humor humorous-quotes writers-quotes
Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer?
A: Explaining what that is.
Tags: humor writing writers-on-writing humorous-quotes writers-quotes writers-life
If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent.
Christy HallTags: humor life humorous-quotes writers-quotes writers-life
you'll accomlish more with a kind word and a gun, than you will with a kind word alone.
Al CaponeTags: humorous-quotes
Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!
Elizabeth Jane HowardTags: sex-appeal humorous-quotes
Let me see,” Opal said.
She quickly slurped up the rest of her lunch and then
took the collar. She examined it very closely. Sure enough,
she could see bits of evergreen fur pinched along the buckle strap. As she looked closer, she noticed something else. Several pieces of black onyx were sewn into the back of the collar, and they started glowing.
“Well look at that,” Jack said. “Somebody’s put a spider in this biscuit.
Tags: humorous-quotes
Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo -- and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn't help doing likewise.
Elizabeth Jane HowardTags: sleepy humorous-quotes
Giving the rugged repairman the eye was one thing -- but Charity had no intention of snogging away a whole rainy afternoon when she was supposed to be catching up on her work. Lady Margaret was counting on her! But then again, Lady Margaret didn't have big brown eyes and a cheeky grin.
Elizabeth Jane HowardTags: humorous-quotes naughty-thoughts
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