She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?"

Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?"

For once Auto Correct got it right.

Christy Hall

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I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.

Christy Hall

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You know you're officially an adult when you finally understand WHY Miss Hannigan was drinking bath water.

Christy Hall

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Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer?
A: Explaining what that is.

Christy Hall

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If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent.

Christy Hall

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you'll accomlish more with a kind word and a gun, than you will with a kind word alone.

Al Capone

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Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!

Elizabeth Jane Howard

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Let me see,” Opal said.
She quickly slurped up the rest of her lunch and then
took the collar. She examined it very closely. Sure enough,
she could see bits of evergreen fur pinched along the buckle strap. As she looked closer, she noticed something else. Several pieces of black onyx were sewn into the back of the collar, and they started glowing.
“Well look at that,” Jack said. “Somebody’s put a spider in this biscuit.

Mark Caldwell Jones

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Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo -- and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn't help doing likewise.

Elizabeth Jane Howard

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Giving the rugged repairman the eye was one thing -- but Charity had no intention of snogging away a whole rainy afternoon when she was supposed to be catching up on her work. Lady Margaret was counting on her! But then again, Lady Margaret didn't have big brown eyes and a cheeky grin.

Elizabeth Jane Howard

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