Just because I have shoes on is no sign that I am walking.

Eugene Blase

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THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger.

Chocolate Waters

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Forgive my asking you to use your mind. It is a thing which no novelist should expect of his reader...

Owen Wister

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6 Reasons Why You Should Be A Cat: 1) Free Food. 2) Free Rent. 3) Sleep As Long As You Want. 4) Look Great With No Effort. 5) Toes Look Like Beans. 6) License to Kill!

Pusheen the Cat

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What was to fear from a foe that could be defeated by a few potholes and the heat of the sun?

Esther Spurrill Jones

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despair all ye mortals,” he said in a voice of doom. “the mama approacheth

Lexi George

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If I had a nickel for all the times I've been shushed in my life? Bam! Instant millionaire!

Christy Hall

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Walking the Camino de Santiago taught me the wonders of physical challenge, the wonders of spiritual freedom, and the wonders of baby powder.

Christy Hall

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I'm turning into an old man. I own four pairs of oxfords, my stories get a little long winded, and my neighbors play their music too loud.

Christy Hall

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A writing day is like any other day. Except I live in my pajamas, I forget to eat, and I suddenly look up, wondering when day turned into night.

Christy Hall

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