Just because I have shoes on is no sign that I am walking.
Eugene BlaseTag: humorous-quotes
THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger.
Tag: humor humorous humorous-quotes
Forgive my asking you to use your mind. It is a thing which no novelist should expect of his reader...
Owen WisterTag: writers-on-writing humorous-quotes writers-quotes writers-and-writing
6 Reasons Why You Should Be A Cat: 1) Free Food. 2) Free Rent. 3) Sleep As Long As You Want. 4) Look Great With No Effort. 5) Toes Look Like Beans. 6) License to Kill!
Pusheen the CatTag: humorous-quotes
What was to fear from a foe that could be defeated by a few potholes and the heat of the sun?
Esther Spurrill JonesTag: humor humorous humorous-quotes
despair all ye mortals,” he said in a voice of doom. “the mama approacheth
Lexi GeorgeTag: humorous-quotes
If I had a nickel for all the times I've been shushed in my life? Bam! Instant millionaire!
Christy HallTag: life writers humorous humorous-quotes writers-quotes
Walking the Camino de Santiago taught me the wonders of physical challenge, the wonders of spiritual freedom, and the wonders of baby powder.
Christy HallTag: life humorous humorous-quotes writers-quotes
I'm turning into an old man. I own four pairs of oxfords, my stories get a little long winded, and my neighbors play their music too loud.
Christy HallTag: life humorous-quotes writers-quotes
A writing day is like any other day. Except I live in my pajamas, I forget to eat, and I suddenly look up, wondering when day turned into night.
Christy HallTag: writing writers-on-writing writing-life writing-process humorous-quotes writers-quotes
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