I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.
Neil LeckmanTags: humorous
That?" I glanced back to the door where JT had disappeared. "That was Genus Homo, species Whowantstofuckus, subspecies Closeted Headup Hisassia. Let us move on to the cages with the interesting animals."
--Jacob "Yasha" Livingston
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He swallowed. “Have you no modesty?” Never in his life had he encountered a female so quick to be naked. Of course, he’d never in his life encountered a female who should so utterly be naked at any chance.
Kresley ColeTags: humor humorous flirtation flirty
Wroth, darling,” she purred, smiling so sweetly. “I can’t wait for the next time I get to put my mouth on you.” In an instant the smile faded and she snapped her teeth and yanked her head back as if she was chewing something free.
Kresley ColeI must confess to generally hating sections entitled “how to read this book” and so
on. I feel that, if I bought it, I should be able to read it any way I damn well please!
Nevertheless, I feel some guidelines may be useful.
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face touchage"
"lame-sauce"
"Sulky McSulkerton
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And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME ASSHOLE! And Kit had given it a good handshake until it threw up.
Amy LaneTags: humorous masturbation nsfw
[Mrs. Allen was] never satisfied with the day unless she spent the chief of it by the side of Mrs. Thorpe, in what they called conversation, but in which there was scarcely ever any exchange of opinion, and not often any resemblance of subject, for Mrs. Thorpe talked chiefly of her children, and Mrs. Allen of her gowns.
Jane AustenTags: humorous
...personal torture instructor...I mean physical therapist.
Simone ElkelesTags: humorous
Character and Plot...Character and Plot
Some writers have it and some do not
This I'll tell you Brother
You can't have one without the other
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