You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!
Charlie SheenTags: humorous
That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world.
Hideaki SorachiTags: life strength sarcasm humorous manga gintama
Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass."
"He did that on purpose," David said, outraged.
"Yes, David, the cat is plotting against you." Min fished the base out of the water and glass shards and put it on the table. Then she went to get her wastebasket and began to put the glass pieces in it.
Tags: humorous
I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.
Veronica RothTags: humorous
wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment.
Julian BarnesTags: inspirational humorous
Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.'
'Can't.'
'Why not?'
'Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off
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Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though.
Robert DeCoteauTags: humor funny celebrity humorous celebrities quotes
I disliked numbers, and they didn't think much of me either.
R.J. AndersonBreeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.'
Ham smiled. 'I thought up a couple beastly questions while I was gone, and I've been saving them just for you, Breeze.'
'I'm dying of anticipation,' Breeze said. He turned his cane toward Lestibournes. 'Spook, drink.'
Spook rushed over and fetched Breeze a cup of wine.
'He's such a fine lad,' Breeze noted, accepting the drink. 'I barely even have to nudge him Allomantically. If only the rest of you ruffians were so accommodating.'
Spook frowned. 'Niceing the not on the playing without.'
'I have no idea what you just said, child,' Breeze said. 'So I'm simply going to pretend it was coherent, then move on.'
Kelsier rolled his eyes. 'Losing the stress on the nip,' he said. 'Notting without the needing of care.'
'Riding the rile of the rids to the right,' Spook said with a nod.
'What are you two babbling about?' Breeze said testily.
'Wasing the was of brightness,' Spook said. 'Nip the having of wishing of this.'
'Ever wasing the doing of this,' Kelsier agreed.
'Ever wasing the wish of having the have,' Ham added with a smile. 'Brighting the wish of wasing the not.'
Breeze turned to Dockson with exasperation. 'I believe our companions have finally lost their minds, dear friend.'
Dockson shrugged. Then, with a perfectly straight face, he said, 'Wasing not of wasing is.
It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
Amy NeftzgerTags: humor drinking alcohol humorous friday margarita
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