Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
Carroll BryantTags: humor funny comedy humorous funny-but-true funny-quotes
Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.
Carroll BryantTags: humor entertainment comedy humorous
They can afford to smile because they all have teeth so dazzling if they dropped them in the snow they'd be lost forever.
Frank McCourtTags: humorous
I'm sorry, but you just can't fit fabulous into a backpack.
Samantha Sotto YambaoTags: humorous
You should go."
"I can't."
"Because you want to stare at the monster?" Alec's green eyes blaze, but with a wholly human fire now. "Or because you pity me?" I couldn't guess which possibility he loathes more.
I fold my arms. "I can't leave because the door's locked. Believe me, I would've gone hours ago if I could have."
"Oh. Of course." Then he looks so abashed--so boyish, and so handsome--that I almost want to laugh.
Tags: humorous werewolf-paranormal-romance
Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.
Kale LawrenceTags: humorous
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
Carroll BryantTags: humor humorist humorous comedy-humor philisophical comical philisophical-life
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
Carroll BryantTags: humor funny comedy humorous comedy-humor comical funny-humor relationship-humor
Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?” Adina scoffed. “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis there’?
Libba BrayTags: humorous
Poisons are more my thing
Kate MortonTags: humorous poisons riverton
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