A word to the wise an't nesisary its the stupid ones who need the edvise.

Eliga H. Gould

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I know that not all my readers like my digressions, but the research that has been done on Caenorhabditis elegans is such a ringing triumph of science that you aren't going to stop me.

Richard Dawkins

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It seems - and who so astonished as they? - that they had held back material facts; that they were guilty of both suppressio veri and suggestio falsi (well-known gods against whom they often offended); further, that they were malignant in their dispositions, untrustworthy in their characters, pernicious and revolutionary in their influences, abandoned to the devils of wilfulness, pride, and a most intolerable conceit. Ninthly, and lastly, they were to have a care and to be very careful.

Rudyard Kipling

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He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.

Jeaniene Frost

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Right at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs!

Ransom Riggs

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Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?"

"Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

Christine Warren

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If at first you don't succeed, try to eat a big lunch and take a nap...er wait, no... #badadvice

Jayce O'Neal

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Jesus, he 's blogger," Pax said. "Arrest him, Deke.

Daryl Gregory

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So here's my theory, and this is such crap science, I don't have to tell you. It's science without microscopes, blood tests, or reality.

Maggie Stiefvater

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She’s a serial kisser. I think her parents are French.

C.C. Hunter

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