It's easy to remember, because dating rhymes with mating, and they're almost the same [...] So your mom thinks we're ma-- Uh, dating?

Anna Banks

Tags: fantasy humorous young-adult ya



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Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.'

'Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.'

Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor magic grudges conversation humorous skulduggery-pleasant gathering mages



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But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor laziness humorous cake retirement crossword-puzzles sleeping-in



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Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor love relationships violence dating humorous morbid dates flings gore morbidity morbid-humor



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I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor humorous battle duel sword dueling combat



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You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

Derek Landy

Tags: humor humorous rights arrest arrested



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She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor growing-up immaturity humorous teenagers teens



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I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor humorous threats what-the-hell



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Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor insanity fun humorous lunatics



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Plans are invitation to disappointment.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor plans humorous spontaneity



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