It's easy to remember, because dating rhymes with mating, and they're almost the same [...] So your mom thinks we're ma-- Uh, dating?
Anna BanksTag: fantasy humorous young-adult ya
Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.'
'Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.'
Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting.
Tag: humor magic grudges conversation humorous skulduggery-pleasant gathering mages
But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
Derek LandyTag: humor laziness humorous cake retirement crossword-puzzles sleeping-in
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast.
Derek LandyTag: humor love relationships violence dating humorous morbid dates flings gore morbidity morbid-humor
I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.
Derek LandyTag: humor humorous battle duel sword dueling combat
You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?
Derek LandyTag: humor humorous rights arrest arrested
She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.
Derek LandyTag: humor growing-up immaturity humorous teenagers teens
I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.
Derek LandyTag: humor humorous threats what-the-hell
Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
Derek LandyTag: humor insanity fun humorous lunatics
Plans are invitation to disappointment.
Derek LandyTag: humor plans humorous spontaneity
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