I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you.
G.D. FalksenTags: humor inspirational horror humorous pulp-fiction steampunk
I dinnae get people, like they all want to be watched, to be seen, like all the time. They put up their pictures online and let people they dinnae like look at them! And people they’ve never met as well, and they all pretend tae be shinier than they are – and some are even posting on like four sites; their bosses are watching them at work, the cameras watch them on the bus, and on the train, and in Boots, and even outside the chip shop. Then even at home – they’re going online to look and see who they can watch, and to check who’s watching them!
Jenni FaganTags: internet humorous social-media online facebook watching
Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!
Diane AckermanYour ma's dating?" Tim looks shocked. "I thought she pretty much confined herself to a vibrator and the shower nozzle since your dad screwed her over.
Huntley FitzpatrickTags: humorous
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Mark TwainTags: advertising humorous irony sexual-innuendos
For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.
Elizabeth InchbaldOne of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles."
--Mike Mankoff
Tags: humorous
I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.
Joshua DonellanTags: humor humour humorous humourous
I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...
Joshua DonellanTags: humor humour humorous humourous
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