I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you.

G.D. Falksen

Tag: humor inspirational horror humorous pulp-fiction steampunk



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I dinnae get people, like they all want to be watched, to be seen, like all the time. They put up their pictures online and let people they dinnae like look at them! And people they’ve never met as well, and they all pretend tae be shinier than they are – and some are even posting on like four sites; their bosses are watching them at work, the cameras watch them on the bus, and on the train, and in Boots, and even outside the chip shop. Then even at home – they’re going online to look and see who they can watch, and to check who’s watching them!

Jenni Fagan

Tag: internet humorous social-media online facebook watching



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Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!

Diane Ackerman

Tag: humor funny humorous



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Tag: humorous begging



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Your ma's dating?" Tim looks shocked. "I thought she pretty much confined herself to a vibrator and the shower nozzle since your dad screwed her over.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

Tag: humorous



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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Mark Twain

Tag: advertising humorous irony sexual-innuendos



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For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.

Elizabeth Inchbald

Tag: funny lying humorous



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One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles."
--Mike Mankoff

Mike Mankoff

Tag: humorous



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I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.

Joshua Donellan

Tag: humor humour humorous humourous



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I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...

Joshua Donellan

Tag: humor humour humorous humourous



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