...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.
Joshua DonellanTag: humor humour humorous humourous
If you don't succeed the first time - you're about average
Frederick L. CoxenTag: humorous
Aw, come on, admit it—you feel like Cinderella, don’t you?” “No, Darren, I don’t. And do you know why?” “No, sugar, you tell me why.” “Because I’m a man. I’ve got a big fat one and I like to fuck other guys.” Darren was laughing over the phone now, and it made Reece grin. “And Ben isn’t a prince, he’s a cop. A big, sexy cop who fucks like a machine. He’s a man. I’m a man. We’re men.” He nodded sharply. “Now fuck off. I’m arranging flowers.
L.A. GilbertTag: humorous
I’ve had a lot of food but if you don’t jiggle me too much you can have your wicked way with me.
Samantha YoungTag: humorous
If you have to pay the bills, and you write something you're not proud of, use a pen-name for that.
Dean KoontzTag: humorous
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
Mo WillemsTag: humor philosophy psychology fairy-tales humorous
Sane people did what their neighbours did, so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
George EliotTag: humorous middlemarch small-town-life
Un homme de cinquante ans ne tient pas longtemps rancune à une femme de vingt-trois.
Alexandre DumasTag: humorous male-female-relationships
Jewish vampires: Crosses
Tasha TurnerTag: humorous jewish vampire jewish-vampire
Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha
Tasha TurnerTag: humorous jewish vampire jewish-vampire
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