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George CarlinTag: humorous
If you can't beat them and don't care to join them, Then " FU*K THEM".
Katraina L FlowersTag: humorous
When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up.
Spuds CrawfordNone are so busy as the fool and knave.
John DrydenTag: humorous
Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a month saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire".
Cherise SinclairTag: humorous
Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a moth saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire".
Cherise SinclairTag: humorous
When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!
Dana PageTag: humorous
What's the point of using words nobody knows or can say comfortably?
Stephen ChboskyTag: humorous
If you had a piece of coal, we could hold her down, shove it up her ass, and come collect a big, fat diamond in a few days.
M. LeightonTag: humorous
I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.
M. LeightonTag: humorous
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