Time passed quickly. Constant did not move.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tags: humorous
Vegtables, what food eats before it becomes food.
David WeberTags: humorous
Believe in something, and let that something be yourself.
Harley BrooksTags: humorous young-adult-romance edgy-teen-fiction
Are you certain they never cut your member off?" Tormund gave a shrug, as if to say he would never understand such madness. "Well, you are a free man now, but if you will have the girl, best find yourself a she-bear. If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller, until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it.
George R.R. MartinTags: humorous
Madam, I have just come from a country where people are hanged if they talk.
Leonhard EulerTags: humorous
I mean, shit, what Latino family doesn't think it's cursed?
Junot DíazTags: humorous
...Anand, look at the back of my hands. No hair. The sign of an advanced race, boy. And look at yours. No hair either. But you never know. With some of your mother's bad blood flowing in your veins you could wake up one morning and find yourself hairy like a monkey
V.S. NaipaulTags: humorous
...clearly, we're supposed to be together. If this were the internet, seventeen-year-old girls would be writing slash fiction about us as we speak.
Vaughn R. DemontTags: humorous
This isn't sex."
I blinked. "Oh. Then what is it?"
"An emergency!"
I started to argue and then thought twice about it. Considering what Mircea would do to Pritkin if he ever found out about this...Yeah. Emergency sounded good.
Tags: humorous territorial
I got hard and he was there and the next thing I knew he was on his knees. I mean, I was going to step away, but he licked me.
Anne TeninoTags: humorous
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