Every gay man out there has at least one man-crush in his past that totally shriveled his nads into raisins and sent him screaming off into the night.
T.A. WebbTags: humorous
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account...
Hiroko SakaiTags: life inspiration funny wit witty artist depression humorous bank-account struggling-artist
yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...
Hiroko SakaiTags: art funny witty humorous painting surrealism artwork bent-clock salvador-dali
How come I have too many things to do all the time...??
Hiroko SakaiTags: time funny humorous busy
If somebody tells me what to do, I will do my best not to do it.
Hiroko SakaiTags: funny independence humorous challenge
I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the reading says that I am in the unlucky day, I can think that my troubles are just because of my bad luck. Either ways, I can know the reason of my troubles.
Hiroko SakaiTags: life reading fate funny humorous trouble fortune-telling horoscope
...I gotta burn these scales... sigh*
Hiroko SakaiTags: diet funny humorous weight scale
I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls...
Hiroko SakaiTags: love woman funny humorous single light-ball single-life
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing...
Hiroko SakaiTags: art night funny drinking witty artist humorous painting
His eyes, green with yellow sparks, and with elongated pupils like a cat’s, made his grandmother gasp and say: ‘Jesus! He has the devil’s eyes!
Olga Núñez MiretTags: humorous
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