Every gay man out there has at least one man-crush in his past that totally shriveled his nads into raisins and sent him screaming off into the night.

T.A. Webb

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When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account...

Hiroko Sakai

Mots clés life inspiration funny wit witty artist depression humorous bank-account struggling-artist

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yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...

Hiroko Sakai

Mots clés art funny witty humorous painting surrealism artwork bent-clock salvador-dali

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How come I have too many things to do all the time...??

Hiroko Sakai

Mots clés time funny humorous busy

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If somebody tells me what to do, I will do my best not to do it.

Hiroko Sakai

Mots clés funny independence humorous challenge

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I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the reading says that I am in the unlucky day, I can think that my troubles are just because of my bad luck. Either ways, I can know the reason of my troubles.

Hiroko Sakai

Mots clés life reading fate funny humorous trouble fortune-telling horoscope

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...I gotta burn these scales... sigh*

Hiroko Sakai

Mots clés diet funny humorous weight scale

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I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls...

Hiroko Sakai

Mots clés love woman funny humorous single light-ball single-life

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When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing...

Hiroko Sakai

Mots clés art night funny drinking witty artist humorous painting

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His eyes, green with yellow sparks, and with elongated pupils like a cat’s, made his grandmother gasp and say: ‘Jesus! He has the devil’s eyes!

Olga Núñez Miret

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