What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle.
Tags: humor funny joke humorous laugh riddle biggest rifle biggest-riddle-book-in-the-world funniest joke-book joseph-rosenbloom rosenbloom
So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
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You have exactly 10 seconds to change that look of disgusting pity, into one of enormous respect!
Max BialystockTags: humorous
Who ever felt canary yellow and light blue are a suitable color should be tarred and feathered.
Rae Z. RyansTags: humorous
Count Duchamps: It's a wonder he didn't clank when he [Jim West] when he walked. (referring to all of Jim's gadgets and weaponry)
Wild Wild West (TV) Season 1
Night of the Two-Legged Buffalo
Jim: I want you to search every place in this hotel where a crate of dynamite could possibly be stored.
Artie: Right. And if I find it?
Jim: I'll arrange for someone to pour cold water over your face to revive you.
Wild Wild West (TV) Season 2
Night of the Infernal Machine
Artie: It's in here.
Jim: Let's check this [box] first, Artie.
Artie: Oh. [Finding a fake Sword of Kuniyoshi] Phony! How do you like that? Phony!
Jim: Artie...so are our bonds.
Artie: Oh. You can't trust anybody these days.
Wild Wild West (TV) Season 3
Night of the Samurai
But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing.
Abigail BarnetteTags: humorous
Meaning 'by way of the anus'. 'Per Annum', with two n's, means 'yearly'. The correct answer to the question, 'What is the birthrate per anum?' is zero (one hopes).
Mary RoachI don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!”
― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack
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