There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.
Greg CurtisWomen who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
Habeeb AkandeTags: advice women humour marriage relationships funny single-women male-female-relationships
Where are the deputies?'
'On their way up to the first-aid post.'
'What happened to them?'
'I did.
Tags: humour
When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants and whims. But recently I had felt overwhelmed by longings that seemed to lunge out of me in the most awkward situations.
Tyne O'ConnellTags: humour awkwardness humourous awkward
All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".
Tyne O'ConnellTags: love humour humourous sayings
Да. Мы испрашиваем знамения у Богов и готовы роптать, если нам кажется, будто Небо медлит с ответом. А когда Боги глаголят ясно и внятно, мы опять недовольны. Ибо толкование, которое любезно нашей душе, далеко не всегда совпадает с тем, что в действительности готовит завтрашний день
Мария СеменоваTags: philosophy humour gods choices
I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
Joss WhedonTags: humour buffy-the-vampire-slayer
What is a "canty day", Dennis?'
'I've never troubled to ask. Something like hogmanay, I expect.'
'What is that?'
'People being sick on the pavement in Glasgow.'
'Oh.
Tags: humour
I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?"
Lillian shot her a withering glance. "Daisy, don’t be a pea wit.
Tags: romance humour funny historical-romance
You can write about anything for children as long as you've got humour.
Roald DahlTags: writing humour roald-dahl
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