My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.

Samuel Johnson

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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

Mark Twain

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Please Note:
Although it is true that some have
been captured; we would like to
assure you that no thoughts, or
images, have been harmed during
the making of this book.

Clive Blake

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One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence.

Nick Hornby

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Public schoolboys are not merely conservatives, they are by nature totalitarian reactionaries.

David Benedictus

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There is nothing we can now call our own, for what we call so is the effect of art; crimes are made by decrees of the senate, or by the votes of the people; and as here-to-fore we are burdened by vices, so now we are oppressed by laws.

Blaise Pascal

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philosophy is not suited for the masses, what they need is holiness.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.

Mutant Enemy/ Joss Whedon

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Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice.

P.G. Wodehouse

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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

Bill Hicks

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