...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'
What do you mean, babe? You a fine boy with a good education.'
Employers sense in me a denial of their values.' He rolled over onto his back. 'They fear me. I suspect that they can see that I am forced to function in a century I loathe. This was true even when I worked for the New Orleans Public Library.
Tags: humor work humour employment
Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar.
Friedrich NietzscheTags: men humour slavery slaves
Mother, who has an absolute belief that it is not the cards that one is dealt in life, it is how one plays them, is, by far, the highest card I was dealt.
Kay Redfield JamisonCan I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?
J.K. RowlingTags: humour ron-weasley
It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?
Terry PratchettTags: humor humour teaching discworld
Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.
Joss WhedonTags: humour television show-business
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tags: humour telekinetics
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Colleen HooverI hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
Samuel JohnsonTags: humor humour mankind misanthropy
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
Peter UstinovTags: humor humour hell culture stereotypes
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