You know us naturist types.. when we party we party hard!
Lee TaylorTags: humourous-situations
...it was too late to buy beer but thank God there's no curfew on condoms.
Beth Myrle RiceTags: humourous-situations
Me? Oh, intellectually I believe in having a good heart, a chirpy penis, a lively intelligence, and the courage to say ‘shit!’ in front of a lady.
D.H. LawrenceTags: humourous-situations
Pressant le pas, il atteignit l'ascenseur pratiquement au galop. Une curieuse sensation remonta de ses mollets à ses genoux. Non qu'il en eût fait l'expérience récemment mais en y réfléchissant, il se dit que cela devait s'appeler "courir".
Graham MooreTags: humourous-situations
You are a major dimwit. Is your brain made out of jello, you spineless twit? A leaf? What do you think I am, one of those magical raccoons? I'm a concept, get it? Con-cept! Concepts and raccoons aren't exactly the same, now are they? What a dumb thing to say...
Haruki MurakamiTags: humourous-situations haruki-murakami-concept
Edward was now expressing himself on the subject of the French King, drawing upon a vocabulary that a Southwark brothel-keeper might envy. Some of what he was saying was anatomically impossible, much of it was true and all of it envenomed.
Sharon Kay PenmanTags: foreign-policy humourous-situations
While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy.
E.A. BucchianeriTags: humor love music romantic romance marriage singing funny lyrics song-lyrics songs lovers humourous-situations jingle marriage-humor gadfly love-song jeopardy love-and-marriage
The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person in the family, who was blind in one eye..and had the shakes....of course the kids uncouncious, He's lost two pints of blood!
Eoin ColferTags: humourous-situations
I guess it's their friend time?
Meca TanakaTags: humourous-situations
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