Your mom is so old, she might die soon

A.S. Chambers

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Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard the one about the baker's wife?"
"No," Kyra said.
"Rumor has it, she married him for his buns." Fred burst out laughing.
Kyra groaned. "Okay, that was just bad.

Bridget Zinn

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Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail.

Mora Early

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The TARDIS can look like whatever it wants.

Mora Early

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They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

Bob Monkhouse

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What joy a forest without birds can give? And what happiness a man without jokes can create?

Mehmet Murat ildan

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I am a joke told
again.

Charles Bukowski

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So...Rayna and Nico," he said.
"From the secon she saw him," I agreed.
"They seem good together," Ben said. Then he smiled, adding, "And here I didn't think Rayna was a stable person."
"Oooooh." I winced at the bad joke.
"What? I'm just horsing around."
"Ugh, Ben!"
"You're saying I should rein in the humor?

Hilary Duff

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New Rule: Getting up close and personal with sharks doesn't make you a wildlife enthusiast--it makes you dinner. An Austrian tourist wanted to get "face-to-face" with sharks, so he went diving in waters baited with bloody fish parts. And he got ate. A friend was asked to describe the man. He needed only two words: "Good chum.

Bill Maher

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You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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