Does she realize she looks like a sunflower, ready to rain sunlight on all who look down upon her?
Simone ElkelesHis life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face
Neal ShustermanTags: lol
Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.
Matt DunnTags: humour fashion puns lol genes jeans skinny
I'm surprised he doesn't reach for a wet nap to rid his hands of my general poorness.
Victoria ScottHe was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.
Nenia CampbellLana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole 'cousin' thing
Jen FrederickTags: friendship lol
How’s yours?” inquires Marv soon after. “Or more to the point, what is it?”
“Eggs and cheese and something.”
“Do you even like eggs?”
“No.”
“Then why’d you get it?”
“Well, it didn’t look like eggs when it was on that other guy’s plate.”
“Fair enough. You want some of mine?
Tags: lol
you could cry, get worried or angry like any other human being, as long as you remembered that up above your spirit was laughing out loud at those thorny situation
Tags: lol paolo-coelho veronika-decides-to-die lessons-of-life
Speaking of fruit, I'm down--I mean, he's down--to his underwear.
Rick YanceyI dab at the blood with some gauze from the kit, fighting back hysterical giggles. I blame it on the unbearable stress, not on the fact that I'm wiping Evan Walker's ass.
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