To love, is to destroy.

Jace Herondale

Tags: lol

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Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.

Jay McLean

Tags: sex funny lol humping

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I look like prep school Barbie," Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, you like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.

James Patterson

Tags: school nudge lol max barbie

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It’s when I’m around some people that my entire vocabulary goes on vacation. Like now

Cath Crowley

Tags: lovers anxiety lol anxiousness

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I didn’t say you weren’t smart. I said you were stupid.”
“I guess I’m too dumb to see the difference.

Cath Crowley

Tags: stupidity lol dump

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Have
you ever kissed a guy?”
“I’ve kissed my dad and my
granddad.

Alison G. Bailey

Tags: kissing lol

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I’ve been sick for so long I don’t
remember a time when I wasn’t.

Alison G. Bailey

Tags: illness sickness lol

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I am near fourteen and have never yet seen a hanging. My life is barren.

Karen Cushman

Tags: life death boredom hanging teenagers lol the-more-things-change

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Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts.

Richelle Mead

Tags: lol richelle-mead rose-hathaway dougnuts

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Okay, but if you try to get me to pray with you, I walk.

Richelle Mead

Tags: pray lol richelle-mead rose-hathaway christian-ozera

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