It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
F. Scott FitzgeraldTags: humor love girls kissing romance funny dating humorous gatsby fitzgerald lol zelda kissing-quotes 20s flapper head-and-shoulders
I'm not some character from a boys' manga." ~Yukio
Kazue KatoIt's okay, Ig." said Fang. "Just give it your best shot." Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.
James PattersonTags: fang maximum-ride lol iggy aw
Did you hear what I said? She's ex-Mob. Her gun probably eats guns like that for breakfast.
Anna BanksTags: lol
I can take care of myself,” I said hotly.
“Darlin, you don't even know how to pleasure yourself.
Tags: humor sex self-reliance independence lol
I took the money and passed the box across the counter and said politely, ‘Your choice of colour
really lacks style.’ I smiled and Beth laughed and the guy asked to see my manager.
I got Bert and he leant over the box and looked at the paint and said, ‘Ed was being polite. Your
choice of colour is shit.
Mr Bott sits down and gestures gracefully to the board. "As you are clearly both fascinated by this text, would you like to explain the significance of Laertes in Hamlet?" He looks at Alexa. "Please go first, Miss Roberts."
"Well..." Alexa says hesitantly. "He's Ophelia's brother, right?"
"I didn't ask for his family tree, Alexa. I want to know his literary significance as a fictional character."
Alexa looks uncomfortable. "Well then, his literary significance is in being Ophelia's brother, isn't it? So she has someone to hang out with."
"How very kind of Shakespeare to give fictional Ophelia a fictional playmate so that she doesn't get fictionally bored. Your analytical skills astound me, Alexa. Perhaps I should send you to Set Seven with Mrs White and you can spend the rest of the lesson studying Thomas the Tank Engine. I believe he has lots of buddies too.
Tags: lol
My name," I tell Wilbur in the most dignified voice I can find, "Was inspired by Harriet Quimby, the first female American pilot and the first woman ever to cross the Channel in an aeroplane. My mother chose it to represent freedom and bravery and independence, and she gave it to me just before she died."
There's a short pause while Wilbur looks appropriately moved. Then Dad says, "Who told you that?"
"Annabel did."
"Well, it's not true at all. You were named after Harriet the tortoise, the second longest living tortoise in the world."
There's a silence while I stare at Dad and Annabel puts her head in her hands so abruptly that the pen starts to leak into her collar. "Richard," she moans quietly.
"A tortoise?" I repeat in dismay. "I'm named after a tortoise? What the hell is a tortoise supposed to represent?"
"Longevity?
The urge to let go of the wheel and just see what happens is compelling. If
I live, I’ll wake to find myself in hospital. I won’t have to do anything, deal with anybody, talk, be
scared anymore, because I will have become somebody else’s responsibility. And if I die, well then
everything’s solved. No more being angry like this.
Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.
Don RoffTags: inspirational kindness compassion random funny lol motherfucker
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