Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.

Colleen Hoover

Tags: hope funny sky laugh stalking hopeless lol name haha colleen-hoover holder

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Ugh! I absolutely hate lust. Hate. It. Every fiber of my being knows he’s not a good person, yet my body doesn't seem to give a shit at all.

Colleen Hoover

Tags: hope lust sky hopeless lol fiber colleen-hoover fibre

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I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I'm not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I could perform them on him. He’s completely unreadable and even more unpredictable. It pisses me off.

Colleen Hoover

Tags: hope funny sky laugh hopeless lol jedi haha unpredictable colleen-hoover holder

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Next, I wasn't willing to mimic a dude. I'd done it twice and it wasn't something I wanted to do again. Ever. Extra body parts and things dangling in place they shouldn't? No way.

Jus Accardo

Tags: humor lol hehe sucks-to-be-a-dude

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Cazadores de Sombras: se les ve mejor el negro que a las viudas de sus enemigos dede 1234.

Cassandra Clare

Tags: humor clary-fray jace-wayland lol

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Somebody needs to stop making those bullshit romantic comedies. they mess with your head.

Jolene Perry

Tags: lol love-it

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Can we swim?" Sky asks, resting her chin on my shoulder.
"Did you bring a suit?" Please say no, please say no...
"Yeah."
Crap. "Great.

Jolene Perry

Tags: lol crushing-on jameson-sky such-a-guy-thing

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How do you know I'm not like that actress they're always mocking, the one whose expressions they claim never change? What's her name? Kristen Stewart.

Tiffany King

Tags: lol

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Electrical shivers shoot up my leg.
And my knee is such a slut!
She likes it! She's that friend you have. The one who you tell you're on a diet and the next day shows up with cupcakes and says, Aww, just one won't hurt.

Jillian Dodd

Tags: lol keatyn

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I was glad nobody had noticed.I might have been offended if my uncle had punched me in the shoulder and said something inane like, "so you`re a man now.

Mike Mullin

Tags: lol ashfall

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