Caring about him was like trying to love a tree stump - a cold, mean-spirited paternalistic tree stump. With fungus.

Cecily White

Tags: love lol



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You give frequent flyer miles with that guilt trip?

Cecily White

Tags: guilt lol frequent-flyer guilt-trip



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You're the most annoying girl on the planet. You make me want to throw myself off a bridge. And, unfortunately, I am one hundred percent, head-over-heels, crazy in love with you.

Cecily White

Tags: love lol confessions



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She spoke throught her teeth. "Almost, dear. What were the real words you used? The bad words. It's okay to say them again, just this once."
I shrugged, "fine. I said'. . . just 'cause Daddy wants you to suck on his ding-a-ling.

Michael Siemsen

Tags: lol creepy morgan father-humphrey group-talk morgan-mother omgwtf valuer-words-thoughts



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I'm trying to compliment you," Barclay say. "Can't you just say thanks?

Elizabeth Norris

Tags: lol stubborn janelle-barclay



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Well,” I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, “next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he's got a girlfriend now, too.

Wendy Higgins

Tags: lol haha anna-blake



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Dan moans behind me, reminding her of the problem. She straightens in fear at the sound of his voice, peers over my shoulder at the chunk of bloody beef that is Dan Sikorsky. She looks slowly from him to me. “What did you do?” I duck my head, embarrassed. “I sort of lost my temper.

Jasinda Wilder

Tags: funny temper lol falling nell haha colton falling-into-you jasinda-wilder



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Oh, god…” I whimper. “I haven’t done anything yet, baby,” Colton growls. “I know,” I pant. “I was just saying your name.

Jasinda Wilder

Tags: funny hilarious lol falling sexy nell haha colton hott falling-into-you jasinda-wilder



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You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.

Tara Sivec

Tags: funny wrong birthdays lol parker pee haha garrett tehehe



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I didn't want to miss out on a chance to congratulate you on your bouncing baby boy.” Garrett’s eyes trailed over to Milo who stood tall with an arrogant smile on his face next to his father. “I’m not sure on the protocol over here, though, is it customary to celebrate bastards?” Garrett’s comment hit the mark just like he knew it would. The smile was wiped from Milo’s face, and he stalked right up to Garrett and threw a punch at his jaw.

Tara Sivec

Tags: bastard lol parker burn milo haha garrett a-beautiful-lie playing-with-fire t-e-sivec



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