Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing." Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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What r u doing now?
I'm beating my dad at poker.

Picturing him with his family, I smiled.
Getting ready for bed.
Wish I was there.

My eyes widened. What the what?
Wait r u naked?
No!!!
I sent back. Perv.
Damn, At least I have my imagination.
That's all you will ever have.
We'll c.
No you won't.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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Are you two you know?" Jacob pointed at us. " Together? Together? "
I didn't get a chance to answer. Cam spun me around and kissed me, right there between the two buildings. It was no friendly peck on the lips. When our tongues touched, my bag slipped off my arm and hit the frosted ground.
"Holy crap," Jacob muttered. "I think they're going to make babies.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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Which brings me to the point of this call."
Thank God, baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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I nod and smile and smile and nod, and when she turns away, I form a gun with my hand, place it to my temple, and pull the trigger. This girl is starved for attention. It's amazing to me when people are totally unaware of how bad they are at socializing.

Victoria Scott

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Staring at her, his reasons are lost to me.

Victoria Scott

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No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.

Victoria Scott

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She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star.

Victoria Scott

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Forget boys and read a good book. Or study. When you're twenty-five and ranking in the big bucks, men will be falling all over you're a successful professional woman.

Stephie Davis

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