Here, eat this. The chicken gives it protein and I got them to hold the bacon bits."
We'd watched Charlotte's Web on cable last week, so I knew it'd be at least a month before she would eat pork again.
Tell me it's not true."
He sighed. "Fine. It's not true."
...
And yet...
"Are you lying?"
He rolled his eyes. "Of course I'm lying."
"Not cool." I muttered.
Kyle shrugged. "I didn't want you to start hyperventilating again." His hair fell over his eyes and he brushed it aside. "I figured annoying you was safer than admitting anything.
Tags: lying lol mac kyle hemlock
hey the sky is the limit ok your so awesome you can always have a cool thing giong on
SelinaTags: lol
Luke captured my gaze again and said, "If beauty were time, you'd be eternity." My heart stopped. I was paralysed to look away from him
(...)
Thankfully, another senior boy who apparently wasn't dating anyone spoke. And when the words came out of his mouth, I understood why he was girlfriendless. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
A lot of yuck and that's gross penetrated the table's atmosphere. A rain of crumpled napkins showered over the boy. Of course, all the guys laughed at him, including Luke, who was finally looking away from me.
I was never so grateful for such a tactless comment.
Tags: lol shannon-dermott waiting-for-mercy
Shoes are stupid. Why do people wear them?" -Bliss
He laughed, "So they don't step on a nail and get tetanus, that's why." -Cade
"Wear. Where. Wear. W's are wwweeird."-Bliss
I can't help but watch his lips as they cover the opening of the bottle that my lips were just touching.
We're practically kissing.
Tags: kissing sky lol dean-holder
The wind is knocked out of me; and when I look up, I see Nine spitting blood out. He's grinning.
"Are you crazy?" I ask. "You're enjoying this?"
"I've been locked up for over a year. This is the best day of my life!
In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She’d bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena’s, which had led to Mount Olympus’s first reality TV punishment program: 'So You Think You Can Weave Better Than a Goddess?' Arachne had lost in a big way.
Rick RiordanTags: humor funny wicked lol annabeth-chase athena
When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.”
“Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?
Tags: funny lol leo-valdez hazel-levesque
Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistaken
me for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look as young as the 1950s.
Tags: funny lol annabeth-chase percy-jackson audrey-hepburn rhea-silvia
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