Disturbed to her very soul, Finley could only shake her head. "You ask too much."
A crooked grin curved his mouth. "Too much? You strange and wonderful girl, that is the least I'll ask of you.

Kady Cross

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Not that I don't appreciate the rescue," Holt said. "But I'm forced to ask, in the interest of self-preservation ... exactly how well armed are you right now?

Rachel Vincent

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Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u...

Stephan

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I know lots of things you don't"

"Name five."

"The Grand Unification Theory, tax law, binary, the capital of Azerbailan, and how tractors work.

Daniel Nayeri

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A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.

Amy Sommers

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A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

Nicole Riekhof

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For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

Nicole Riekhof

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Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

Nicole Riekhof

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You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

Nicole Riekhof

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A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?

Nicole Riekhof

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