Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled.
“Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!

S.L.J. Shortt

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..her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it.

Henry James

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Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?

Carrie Harris

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Yeah, I was just curious. I concentrated on my footsteps.
Yeah, well, next time you think about stepping into rock concerts you might want to bring a bodyguard.
I stopped and turned around. I brought my hands to my hips, a bit offended. What is that supposed to mean?
He dropped the end of the bat into the sand.
It means your small.

Holly Hood

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It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.

Holly Hood

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You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain.
That's my sister, he said, pointing at the closed curtain.
I shrugged. "I'm glad you guys are so close.

Holly Hood

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Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?"
"Is that including, or not including you?

Anthony Horowitz

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You must have been going very fast."
"I was, until I hit the fence.

Anthony Horowitz

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The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape," she explained. "She was crushed."
"I'd have been disappointed too.

Anthony Horowitz

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But the people only talked about how ugly her face looked. No one even bothered to mention what a sweet, kindhearted girl she was. Now, don’t be amazed! That is just the nature of humans, to notice the one flaw among a person’s ten good qualities.

Janaki Sooriyarachchi

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