[about a hat]
You can put it on and say, "Hey you, person without a hat! I've got something you don't! How did I get it? Probably by being worth more to society.
Tags: society sarcasm hats bizenghast cynacism edaniel
Discord says it's a good idea. That's comforting.
Melissa MarrTags: sarcasm darkest-mercy donia
Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson
Audrey NiffeneggerTags: sarcasm smoking knitting arson
Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father.
Holly HoodTags: life family funny sarcasm boonville
Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.
Ottilie WeberAbby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a box of tissues and an empty gallon of ice cream by your side. Then afterwards to hit you for thinking she was seriously hoping you would be doing that.
Ottilie WeberTags: humor crying sarcasm ice-cream kidnapping
Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.
Dana Marie BellTags: sarcasm
Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows.
Greg FarshteyTags: sarcasm
Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God’s.
Val McDermidI am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.
Alan BradleyTags: humor intelligence enemies sarcasm dark-humor wrath vengeance flavia-de-luce
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