Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher
Rob ThurmanTags: science-fiction sarcasm urban-fantasy twinkies cal-leandros
Well, it just figures," Younger told him, like a man explaining his religion.
Richard StarkLord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?
Mercy CelesteYour cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or if you start seeing pink dragons, do you understand?”
I solemnly swear I will call you the second a pink dragon shows up.
I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.
'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated.
Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get a nice explosive package from him that says "so nice to see you again" in a way that only multi-megaton yields can.
Howard TaylerTags: humour sarcasm captain mercenaries explosives
Sophie coughed, and Oliver felt his cheeks becoming warm.
“Don’t be an ass, Andrew.”
“That’s a little bit difficult to accomplish, y’know?” Andrew replied. “I mean, if you had been so kind as to paint me with black and white stripes, I would’ve been a zebra!
I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said the last word.
“That! That is what I am talking about. Since we ran into the others you have been cold and more arrogant than usual.” She kept her voice low so the others would not hear.
“Is that so? I would say I was averagely arrogant
Tags: humor sarcasm sarcasm-humor
Alessa looked at Brennus giving him a smirk.
“Brennus.”
“Alessa.”
“Still think that you are the God’s gift to all faeries?”
“Still trying to convince yourself that I am not?” Brennus responded smirking arrogantly and leaning back in his chair.
Well, how do we get out of this place?” Evyette’s voice shaking slightly.
“We can’t.” If Kaleb felt any hopelessness he wasn’t conveying it. He looked around arduously, “Unless we find someone willing to help us.”
“Oh well, that should not be a problem at all,” Tristan retorted throwing his hands up, “considering everything so far has tried to kill us!
Tags: sarcasm life-or-death
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