Min aska kommer sprida värme.

Leon Noips

Tags: death sarcasm self-awareness

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Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven’t had a decent night’s sleep, my darling.

Tracy Guzeman

Tags: sarcasm

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Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?"
"Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless.

Molly Harper

Tags: funny sarcasm internet jane-jameson molly-harper nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs zeb

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Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile.
Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast.
"What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this?
Too harsh?

Molly Harper

Tags: funny sarcasm dick gabriel jane-jameson molly-harper richard nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs zeb postkill-comeback

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You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.'
'And yet it is still extremely funny.

Cecelia Ahern

Tags: humor sarcasm

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It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."

[I saw hate in a graveyard -- Stephen Fry, The Guardian, 5 June 2005]

Stephen Fry

Tags: humor wisdom politics censorship free-speech sarcasm philosophical slander offense libel

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I don’t get you people. You watch the Godfather on television and tons of people are getting shot and stabbed to death, blood splattering everywhere and it is entertaining. But, when they killed a horse, people were outraged.

Mario Stinger

Tags: death sarcasm violence killing irony

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You are in good shape for a dead man.

Mario Stinger

Tags: health sarcasm

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Imitating someone is the mediocre way of getting humanity back to what we evolved from.

Shubham Choudhary

Tags: satire sarcasm deep

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Coming into your powers can be a very confusing time. Perhaps there is a book on the subject. If you like, we can go see Marian."

Yeah, right. Choices and Changes. A Modern Girl's Guide to Casting. My Mom Wants to Kill Me: A Self-Help Book For Teens.

Kami Garcia

Tags: humor sarcasm young-adult beautiful-creatures

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