You are a sick, sick man,” I told him.
“Thank you,” Ben replied, looking modest.
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Do…you…have…a…hard…time…finding…Steve’s dick?” she enunciated, enjoying Mary’s extreme discomfort. “He’s big as a fuckin’ house so I imagine it might be a bit of a problem.” The New Jersey accent that was still there after more than fifteen years in the south, resurfaced in her aggravation.
A.T. HicksTags: humor satire sarcasm bitterness
There are these amazing little seeds called compassion. You should grow some.
Richelle E. GoodrichTags: compassion service sarcasm charity caring richelle richelle-goodrich
You might as well laugh at yourself,
everyone else is.
Tags: humor laughter sarcasm irony satirical
I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like a great alternative. Seriously. Sign my up, I wouldn't even complain.
Alyxandria HarveyTags: dread sarcasm birthday vampire solange
It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.
Meg CabotThe Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.
Jessica FortunatoTags: work heart sarcasm wordplay
Independence is earned by a few words of cheap confidence
Albert CamusTags: sarcasm independence
Minho snickered and leaned back in his chair. “Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.
James DashnerTags: sarcasm sunshine minho maze-runner
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
Sandra Chami KassisTags: humor wisdom funny sarcasm ideas revolution social-media twitter sarcastic mind-power
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