You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too?
Rachel CaineTags: humor optimism sarcasm morganville-vampires eve-rosser rachel-caine kiss-of-death
What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.
Ashley ElstonTags: humor sarcasm ashley-elston meg-jones the-rules-for-disappearing
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You gotta be categorical.
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I could just hear my mom now, "You know those old candy cigarettes are bad for you. Next thing you know, you'll be drinking alcohol, and they'll find you dead in a ditch somewhere. I'll never be able to show my face in this town again.
K. Martin BecknerTags: sarcasm candy-cigarettes parental-humor
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.
K. Martin BecknerTags: humor sarcasm butter-knife thistles
It’s not complicated and it doesn’t compare to my problem, now give me a damn cookie I think I earned it,” Jill snapped.
Chris grinned like it was Christmas morning. “Yes, you did.” He brought her a cookie. “Very good, my young one. You’ve made Chris very happy with this little tidbit of information.
Tags: funny sarcasm condescending chris
My mind reels with sarcastic replies!
Charles M. SchulzTags: sarcasm peanuts snoopy 22nd-jan-1963
Eisenhower and Patton, old friends and figures crucial to the Allies' upcoming success, conferred over yet another gaffe on Patton's part that could have cost him his command. Patton's head is on Ike's shoulder in gratitude, but the scene is rescued from being completely maudlin by Eisenhower's internal question as to whether Patton wears his ever-present helmet to bed.
Jean Edward SmithTags: humor sarcasm comic-relief
Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don't think any woman will be safe until you get one.” Ian shot him an unamused look at his words.
Rose WyntersTags: sarcasm funny-humor sarcasm-humor
I'm transferring Ian down to New Orleans to assist with this,” Arch said as he looked at both men. “I would send Shayne, but Anna won't let him go anywhere without her. They're still in the honeymoon phase.” He made a quote motion with his fingers.
Peter and Vincent exchanged horrified looks, before Peter responded. “Please, don't put us through that torture.
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