Hi, I'm Dick," I said.
"Yeah, I've heard that about you.
Tags: sarcasm
As I grabbed my cocoa, chocolate ran down my hand.
"This makes me feel like a five-year-old," I said, licking it off.
"If I ordered a sandwich at this place, do you think they'd cut the crusts off?
Tags: humor sarcasm reminiscing child-like
I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...
Whitney G.I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not to come back. She said she'd noticed that every time I was asked to give a suggestion about an ex-husband to a grieving divorcee, I always said, "You should have him murdered.
Whitney G.Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned - yet whose enormous fortune...has already brought him acquittal!
Marcus Tullius CiceroTags: politics wealth lies justice humour sarcasm law guilt corruption dishonesty
I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.
Sarah Orne JewettTags: humor singing sarcasm wicked-humor bad-singing
Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that it was an equal.
"Eragon."
"Is that all you can say?" he snapped.
"Yes."
His eyes widened at the unexpected reply, and he sat down roughly.
Now it has a sense of humor. What next?
Tags: sarcasm dragon talk eragon saphira christoper-paolini the-inheritance
Don’t make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.
H.M. WardTags: humor love fight sarcasm damaged
What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to shield the words from public view?
Lyndsay FayeHow Gloomy it is, to pause, to cease and to rust unburn, to get used and be indistinct. Like to live is to breathe.
Abhijit TripathiTags: loneliness sarcasm
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