I have no doubt that they'll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may not have been behind the door when God passed out the pretty faces, but Heaven only knows where they were when He divided up the gratitude.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tags: sarcasm
This is fantastically squalid," said Milo. "We may never get out of here alive.
R.J. AndersonTags: sarcasm milo r-j-anderson quicksilver
Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness?
Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there.
Tags: humor sarcasm cabot kei your-highness
There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.
Chet WilliamsonTags: sarcasm morbid humourous
Everything's just fucking Disney with you.
Nenia CampbellTags: random dark sarcasm dark-humor disney naivete
Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a year, and finally we’d do it, but we’d never talk about it, ever, and then Ben would get married and I’d be killed in Texas.
Probably not, but you can never be too careful with these things.
Tags: sarcasm brokeback-mountain
Who the hell is that?!
Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.
Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?
Robert A. HeinleinYeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the watch.
Mora EarlyTags: plans sarcasm sibling-relationships
Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail.
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