I have no doubt that they'll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may not have been behind the door when God passed out the pretty faces, but Heaven only knows where they were when He divided up the gratitude.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Tag: sarcasm



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This is fantastically squalid," said Milo. "We may never get out of here alive.

R.J. Anderson

Tag: sarcasm milo r-j-anderson quicksilver



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Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness?
Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there.

Stefne Miller

Tag: humor sarcasm cabot kei your-highness



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There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.

Chet Williamson

Tag: sarcasm morbid humourous



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Everything's just fucking Disney with you.

Nenia Campbell

Tag: random dark sarcasm dark-humor disney naivete



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Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a year, and finally we’d do it, but we’d never talk about it, ever, and then Ben would get married and I’d be killed in Texas.
Probably not, but you can never be too careful with these things.

Bill Konigsberg

Tag: sarcasm brokeback-mountain



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Who the hell is that?!
Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Tag: humor romance sarcasm



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Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

Robert A. Heinlein

Tag: humor sarcasm



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Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the watch.

Mora Early

Tag: plans sarcasm sibling-relationships



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Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail.

Mora Early

Tag: food sarcasm jokes jail



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